1. Roasted husband
Where you end up if you stay out too late drinking with your mates in China.
2. Crap stick
Everywhere else in the world, it's an expression of disappointment.
3. Whatever
For those who like to dine dangerously.
4. Rotten child
Where all the naughty children end up. With the cat's ears.
5. Time sex coffee
What time is it?
6. Stupid beans
So much tastier than smart ones.
7. Potato the crap
As in the famous Chinese saying 'Potato the crap out of it.' But I'm more intrigued by how water fries the potato.
8. Wang had to burn
Notoriously tasteless when left uncooked.
