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An hour in the company of Kenyans

Part of the trip - The Rift Valley
25th February
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An alternative to uploading photos (I only took nine this week), I contemplate four very different Kenyans I have spent time with and reflect on their different lives / views

I have just returned from another week in Kenya. Normally I return with plenty of photos to trawl through. This time I have nine shots of work-related content. So, I thought of an alternative to upload and began contemplating the various characters I have interacted with over the last few days. Seeing the good Sergeant Pluck posting on Characters on the Forum prompted me.

One: Dr Besuited of a National Institution sits impassively, scrutinising me from behind designer glasses and clasped hands. He maintains an aura of coolness. I am struggling to stop the sweat from trickling off my brow while holding that brooding gaze, inwardly cursing having to meet after an overnight flight from Heathrow to Jomo Kenyatta.... barely concealing my discomfort in a suit in an airless, humid, Nairobi office. Electronic communications are now behind us.... the usual banal pleasantries exchanged, a brief resume of the state of our affairs, our current research direction; a face-to-face meeting for kudos. Forty five minutes of circling the thorny issue of where my research permit (aka $400) might be....

And just when I thought for the first time that I had made headway in a negotiation in Nairobbery, and made ready to leave by standing and proffering a hand.... we slowly descend into a circular series of statements, twisting and turning, but ultimately repeating and returning to the delivery that if I was ‘unwilling to meet the costs of collaborating then it might hinder the release’ of my permit. How very different our cultural perceptions of collaboration are.

 

Two: Upcountry, Anderson is hunkered down on his heels in that inimitable African style, elbows resting on knees that take the strain without straining or so it seems; whenever I have tried to emulate this stance, my circulation is so restricted that I am writhing in minutes! We are in the shade of a fig tree for my benefit, sharing a Stoney as caustic sand is hurled around by a restless equatorial afternoon wind, caking my skin.  He tells me matter-of-factly of the lion pug mark he found that morning on the shore of the lake, deftly drawing with a bony finger in the dust, eyes widening to emphasise the size of the beast.

His brow furrows as we move on to discuss the plight of his shamba. Earlier, I had asked for his mobile number; he gave it to me.... but I shouldn’t ring him because he’d sold his phone to buy seed. He proudly showed me his SIM, something he will not use for six months until his crops have (hopefully) matured and he can sell back seed and buy another phone. In the meantime, Anderson provides for his wife and three watoto in school by breaking rocks to build walls, and leading the odd adventurous tourist on gruelling day hikes through 38C around the lake.... and when he’s not doing that, he finds time to plant and tend for trees for his community, and his children’s community.

 

Three: She has a distinct advantage over me.... being clothed that is. Ten minutes earlier I had been contemplating calling it a night. I’d been working from the coolness of pre-dawn until midnight for the last six days in, on, and around Lake Bogoria, and had decided to celebrate a successful start to a sampling campaign with a few Tusker baridi at the thermal pool. It was a bit of a shock to see a party of thirty or so Irish missionaries in the bar but they were engrossed in their own affairs and ignored me. That is until the white Kenyan nun had convinced the female contingent that it would be a ‘once-in-a-lifetime experience to skinny dip beneath an African starscape, surrounded by fireflies’. Very Happy Valley; I’d done it ten years earlier although there were no electric lights by the pool in those days. Negotiations ensued. The Lord works in mysterious ways I overheard. The barman gapped it as the lights went out, and I barely had time to consent and pick up my gear to change behind the bar. With perfect timing, she (the persuasive nun) pops her head around the corner to tell me my bar bill has been cleared..... and in the ensuing scramble to cover all eventualities, I manage to relocate my mobile into a puddle of thermal pool water. Then, she is gone into the gloom in a flurry of hastily cast garments and with a series of unearthly whoops. Shit happens when you party with naked nuns!

 

Four: Her life has spanned the dying days of the hedonistic Happy Valley set, through independence, and she is my font of Kenya connections. She has been as at home under canvas in the Northern Frontier around Ololokwe while catering for royalty on camel safaris as she has been sipping gins at the Muthaiga Club in the colonial suburbs of Nairobi. She can tell tall tales of Richard Leakey, of both Adamsons (although she only has affection for one), and of Joan Root.

Unfortunately, she can recount the murders of the latter three friends, and a handful of others. And, over a gin on the terrace, as the sun sets through the fever trees of Naivasha’s south shore and the grass mozzies start to make their presence felt, she has me spellbound for all the wrong reasons. While celebrating a birthday with friends in a remote camp in a well known Kenyan game reserve recently, she recalls how she lay in the path of safari ants..... desperately playing dead after suffering a humiliating beating at the hands marauding bandits. Still, better playing dead than being dead.... the plight of several of her close friends was to be revealed within hours. Life is so cheap in many parts of the world.

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  • 25th February by bilbo_baggins

    You write so beautifully that I wonder why you don't do so more often.

    I so recognise your characters; Dr Besuited made me laugh imagining you in a suit and sweating profusely; your Happy Valley lady made me cry - remembering my mother-in-law who had many tales to tell of her beloved Zimbabwe over a G&T, and my ex who was murdered by urban bandits in Northern Johannesburg.

    Africa is nothing but full of emotions - maybe that is why some of us are drawn to it despite the brutality that exists not only between the beasts...


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  • 25th February by calamine2808

    The immortal phrase 'Shit happens when you party with naked nuns!' .......Love it!


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  • 25th February by andy morris

    DrG,

    I can only echo what bilbo_baggins and Calamine have said.  Your effortless, lyrical prose brings the characters and experiences to life (and in #4's case, death!) and the line Shit happens when you party with naked nuns! ought to be the title for a future book we would expect to see from you.

    Enjoyed every minute of this.


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  • 25th February by Lyn Hughes

    Hear, hear, agree with all the comments above. Having had some desperately sad news this morning, you've really brightened up my afternoon. What a (talented) treasure you are.


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  • 25th February by Duma

    what an interesting way to convay an experience of a country - well worth 5*


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  • 25th February by JayR

    'Nairobbery' ... brilliant. 


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  • 25th February by Sergeant_Pluck

    Nairobbery was always one of my favourite places ' down route' in my previous life. I really should write up some of my Experiences from that time - the restaurant 'Carnivores'  and the infamous nightclub, the ' Florida 2000', I'm sure the G-man is familiar with. Maybe I'll make it my 'Sunday project' this week to either scribble about Nairobi, or to flesh out some characters (that I've met) of my own.



    A rare G-man experience - wow! Fantastic! Incidentally, I was reading an obituary in the Telegraph earlier this week about a guy called David Lloyd - I'm sure you'll find it fascinating, Jon.....hang on......



    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/8334051/David-Lloyd.html



    Here you go.....


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  • 26th February by DrG

    Mmmmm..... thanks All!  I always tried to blur the boundary between Photo (gallery) and Experience.... to convey my experience via the shot and the description, but with character limitations on MyW it is not so easy! A picture is worth a thousand words.... good thing really when one is limited to 300 cha.....



    That said, Experiences seem to have picked up again, so maybe I'll pen a few more. I thought I may strike a chord with you BB but did not quite realise how it may resonate.... I'm sorry to hear of that part of your history. One of these days when I've finished writing about food webs fuelled by greenhouse gases I'll take up that idea Andy M.



    Thanks SP! Is it a small world or are we large people? My font of Kenya connections (#4) knew David Lloyd... and the controversial wildlife centre he set up on the banks of the Teifi is about 15 minutes down the road from my parents. MrG has done a lot of bird-work at Cilgerran and we went for a wander there at Christmas. The link was most interesting as I had not read it. I look forward to your take on The Carnivore.... last time I went, they had stripped back the 'game' content to some farmed zebra steaks. I've had some fairly rowdy times in there, my former life post safari.... and as for the F2 - least said the better - I got rolled on the way back to The Norfolk after claiming invincibility. Still, at least I didn't attempt to drive my landrover up the front terrace.



    Cheers, DrG


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  • 26th February by louiseheal

    Amazing, I love these. Can we expect more (please)?



    Do you take notes when you're away or work from memory?



    The only criticism I'd make (and it's not really a criticism) is that you could definitely extend each of these into a full-length piece of its sort...sort of a DrG's Travel Encounters Series.



    Brilliant to brighten up a dull Saturday! You've even inspired me to post some more Experiences of my own.


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  • 26th February by ttbko

    Clearly a triumph Doc!  Anything I may add by way of comment feels superfluous though the number of requests that you write more is something you may heed - hope so.  glad to see you back from your travels, catch up soon,  p


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  • 28th February by steve48

    I like your idea DrG (and Sergeant).

    It seems surprising how much you've communicated about Kenya through these character studies; and you also get that added dimension and involvement which you don't get from straight description.


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  • 2nd March by Dabbler

    I have noted some of your wonderful photos from Kenya in the past and so it is a pity you have no more or only 9. No time or no opportunity? That aside, I really enjoyed your alternative take as the others have. Such different people in such a short space of time.


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  • 13th March by DrG

    Again, thanks to the late(er) posters.

    Louise - I don't take notes.... I do have a v good memory for things like this and it did help in this instance that I was thinking about how to portray my latest wandering as my usual medium was lacking this time. So, I'd been whiling away a few hours on the flight home musing on this.

    Dabbler.... it was a very intensive work trip this time on a v compressed time schedule so every hour was crucial. There was certainly plenty of opportunity. Where we camped, there were rollers and bee eaters in abundance, alsorts of starlings, and small mammals all over the place.

    Cheers, DrG


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  • 27th August by Dabbler

    Seeing Calamine2808's comment on naked nuns in Peter Moore's recent forum reminded me to revisit this. Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions. Very remiss of me not to return sooner. I laughed again on re reading this piece


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  • 25th September by Fintown Trekker

    "Shit happens when you party with naked nuns!"

    Now if that line won't draw the punters in I don't know what will!!

    Absolutely wonderful but it's all about Africa folks - sure ya can get naked nuns in loads a places! But only in Africa can the wind be so: "caustic sand is hurled around by a restless equatorial afternoon wind..."

    Love it!


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  • 26th September by Liz Cleere

    Just lovely writing. What an entertaining read. More please!


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  • 24th September by Sharon Jenkins Carter

    Following you advice and leaving a thankyou on your content page for your account of the loons, I wandered into this account- so vivid.  My sister was based there for the BBC in the 1980s 1990s and your account certainly corroborates with her stories of life in Kenya and its peoples.



    sharon


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