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List Words : Wanderlust team | 04 June 2018

London's unique choices for afternoon tea

We've found the most eccentric, bizarre and also traditional places to enjoy the old English past-time of afternoon tea in the UK's capital city

1. Mad Hatter's Tea, Oxford Circus

Address: Sanderson Hotel, 50 Berners Street
Nearest London Underground stop: Oxford Circus or Tottenham Court Road
When and how much? £48pp; 12.30 to 4pm Mon-Sat, 1pm to 5pm Sun

This luxury hotel has focused on every detail of the design aspect for their afternoon tea, with bespoke crockery, menus hidden in vintage books and napkins wrapped in riddles. Their menu changes to suit the season with sweet and savoury treats such as smoked Cumbrian ham on sun-dried tomato bread; cucumber and chive cream cheese on spinach bread; and sweet and savoury scones with herb butter and fruit preserves.

Their puddings include a tempting array of 'strawberries and cream’ homemade marshmallow mushrooms; a carrot meringue served on a bed of pea shoots; a ‘Tick Tock’ traditional Victoria sponge clock; and a melting mango cheesecake coated in rainbow patterned white chocolate. They also invite guests to their 'Jelly Wonderland' to sample a variety of fruit jellies made in Victorian moulds.

Although the theme is very quirky, and the designs are made to make you feel very much like you're in Wonderland, no fancy dress costumes are allowed.

Find out more and book your spot. 

2. Teanamu Chaya Teahouse

Address: Coach house, 14A St Luke's Road, Westbourne Green
Nearest London Underground stop: Westbourne Road
When and how much? £30pp; Sat/Sun 12-6pm

An alternative to traditional afternoon tea with both sweet and savoury foods but with an eastern influence thrown in for good measure. Try yuzu ginger preserve and mature cheddar followed by Singaporean coconut and banana hun kweh jelly.

They also have tea appreciation and master classes celebrating tea as an art form and important social ritual.

The man behind the concept, Pei Siong Wang, says: "You enter the tearoom, enjoy the tea and revel in the moment. You don't think about the emails you need to answer or deadlines, and take a respite from our hurly-burly lives." 

He adds, "A tea poet friend of mine uses a phrase that sums it up best: 'Giving a cup of tea is like giving a cup of now.'"

Find out more and book your spot.

3. Gallery Mess

Address: Kings Road, Chelsea
Nearest London Underground stop: Sloane Square
When and how much? £25pp (£33 with Champagne); 2.30pm to 6pm daily

For people who like their tea with a side of art, Gallery Mess is part of the Saatchi Gallery in London's upmarket and fashionable area of Chelsea. Their menu changes seasonally as they endeavour the use the freshest ingredients. They have daily specials on top of the usual suspects likes scones with cream and, as with all the best afternoon teas, cakes are homemade.

Tea and scones are £9.50 and afternoon tea costs £11.50 or £22 depending on your choices. Walk off the sweet treats with a shopping trip in Chelsea's trendy boutiques. Entrance to the Saatchi Gallery exhibitions are free for your pre- or post-tea culture fix (or both).

Find out more and book your spot.

4. The Modern Pantry, Clerkenwell

Address: 48 St John's Square, Clerkenwell
Nearest London Underground stop: Farringdon or Barbican
When and how much? £28.50 (£29.59 with bubbly); Fri & Sat 3pm to 5pm, Sun 2pm to 4pm

Away from the kitsch of most tea rooms, The Modern Pantry offers a fresh alternative with experimental menus. While their afternoon tea menu seems pretty classic with scones, cakes and a variety of teas, their regular menu offers up something a little more unusual. Their brunches, for example, have dishes such as “spring onion, feta, polenta and curry leaf waffles, smoked streaky bacon, roast tomato, avocado, spring onion and yuzu salsa”. Phew! Plus there are more dishes, like traditional boiled egg and soldiers, for those who don't want such a mouthful. The food and pastries look so good you'll want to munch your way through the lot.

Although this has a more contemporary style than most tearooms, it still has that 'Britishness' about it that many visitors want to experience.

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5. Orange Pekoe, Richmond & Putney

Address: 3 White Hart Lane, Barnes
Nearest London Underground stop: Richmond or East Putney
When and how much? £19.95 pp; 2pm to 5pm daily

These guys are passionate about tea – their motto is “for the art, the philosophy, and the love of tea”. Their unusual name refers to a grading for high quality tea and, as this namesake would suggest, they serve only the best-of-the-best themselves.

They veer more towards the classic afternoon tea with twee crockery but rather than the stuffy snobbery, Orange Pekoe creates an informal setting which allows you to relax. They say: “There is no fuss, no dress code, no minimum spend... If you want to join us for tea in your shorts then that’s fine, however, if you fancy putting on your prettiest dress and a pair of heels then we love that too! Anything goes.”

That's our kinda place!

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6. Prêt-à-Portea, Knightsbridge

Address: The Berkeley, Wilton Place, Knightsbridge
Nearest London Underground stop: Knightsbridge or Hyde Park Corner
When are how much? £60pp (£70 with Champagne); 1pm to 5.30pm daily

For a couture tea experience, Berkley doesn't just serve scones, biscuits and pastries, they present – wait for it – Alexander McQueen honeycomb cream dresses topped with a marzipan bee... D&G pistachio panna cotta dresses and Manolo Blahnik slingback chocolate biscuit heels.

Not only stylish, the teas and treats are also delicious with a variety of flavours, “Inspired by the themes and colours of the fashion world.” And never wishing to be off-trend the menu is transformed every six months to follow the changing seasons and styles in fashion.

Hyde Park is right around the corner for a post-tea walk in the park à la mode. A dream destination for fashionistas everywhere, you'll be dining in style with The Berkley's enforced elegant, smart-casual dress code.

Find out more and book your spot.

7. Not Afternoon Tea, South Bank

Address: OXO Tower, Harvey Nicholls, South Bank
Nearest London Underground stop: Temple or Southwark
When and how much? £22pp; 3pm to 5pm Mon to Fri, 2pm to 4:30pm Sat & Sun

As the name suggests, this isn't any old afternoon tea, fact you'd be hard pushed to find yourself reaching for a cup at all with the cocktails they have on offer. The brassiere have four different menus to choose from, all at the same price, with different themes. Choose from Hot & Sticky, Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb, Chocolate Fruit & Nut Case and Mad Hatter's Tea Party which each have distinctive taste themes for their pastries and cakes and their own unique cocktail; who could say no to a warm cocktail entitled “Drink Me”?

Themed menus like 'Hopeless Romantic' can also be bought as 'gift experiences' costing from £30 per person to £70 or £95 for two.

Find out more and book your spot.

8. Beas of Bloomsbury, Bloomsbury

Address: 72 Russell Square, Bloomsbury, London, WC1B 5BA
Nearest London Underground stop: 
Russell Square
How much? £30pp (£37 with Prosecco and £45 with Champagne)

Bea used to be Nobu's pastry chef so is a genius in all things sweet. There are two outlets for afternoon tea at Theobalds Road, Camden and St Paul's. Be aware that bookings are required. Sweet Teas (without baguettes) can be done via drop-in at both shops Monday-Friday 2pm onwards and take-away is always available.

After business partner Helena's trip to the USA spawned a love for real All-American breakfasts and pancakes, the cake queen has now also opened a third outlet called Bea's Diner on Maltby's Street. Pop in for the real deal giant pancakes with maple syrup, streaky bacon, French toast and poached eggs. A taste of New York in London.

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9. The Orangery at the Fan Museum, Greenwich

Address: 12 Croom's Hill, Greenwich
Nearest London Underground stop: Take the London Underground to Canary Wharf then DLR train from Heron Quays to Greenwich
When and how much? £9 (plus £5 museum entrance charge); 12:30pm to 4:30pm, Tues, Fri, Sat & Sun

This one is worth the trek out of the city. Located right next to Greenwich park, it's a real day out. Visit the Fan Museum in the morning, take your tea in the afternoon and go for a stroll around the park, along the river.

A bargain price for tea and coffee, scones with cream and jam and a selection of homemade cakes. A relaxed day out for your caffeine, cake and culture fix.

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10. Charlie and The Chesterfield, Mayfair

Address: The Chesterfield Mayfair, 35 Charles Street
Nearest Tube Stop: Green Park
When and how much? £40pp; 12:30pm to 6:30pm daily

The Chesterfield have decided to add a bit of Oompa to their afternoon tea. Inspired by the latest addition to the West End, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, they've given their traditional menu a “Chocolatey Twist”.

Charlie and the Chesterfield has all of the classic components you'd expect to see such as sandwiches, scones and pastries. However, from 13 May until 1 September, chocaholics rejoice as “Wonka Bars, Oompa Loompa cupcakes, fizzy lifting drinks and candy canes of all sorts” are added to the menu. As well as a cuppa, you can now help yourself to hot chocolates or an ice-cold milkshake, if the weather's warming up.

Find out more and book your spot.