Where BBQ chickens are set on fire, catapulted through the air, and caught by a waiter riding a unicycle.
Where fish nibble at your dead skin while you nibble on your lunch.
Where fluffy bunnies gambol around you as you enjoy a cake and tea. NB Trying to eat one of the rabbits is considered bad form.
Where a guy dresses up as Dracula and hassles you as you eat. Can be a bit of a pain in the neck.
Where staff shuffle around as cavemen and serve you original prehistoric meals. Cutlery strictly forbidden as it hadn't been invented then.
Where you get an alien in your McFlurry. Just around the corner from the UFO-themed Walmart.
Where you – and your lunch – get a little damp.
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