London Underground sign (Pixabay)
Blog Words : Wanderlust team | 31 March 2018

12 hilarious fake London Underground signs

A collection of 'altered' signage on London's Underground that arguably give a better idea of the average commuter experience than the real ones

Artists, activists and humourists have long used the London Underground as their canvas, artfully adapting and changing the systems standard signage to agitate for change. Or simply reflect on what it's really like to ride on one of the world's busiest public transport systems.

1. If only.

Naughty Passengers (


2. For London's large conjoined snake charmer community

Overweight people (


3. Urban solitude. We're all seeking it.

Urban solitude (


4. Hmmm. Shepherd's Pie.

Shepherd's Pie (


5. As are the ones about the service running late.

Overcrowding (


 6. And for those who want to avoid them.

Drinking (


 7. Just don't engage with your fellow passenger, whatever you do.

Ipods (


 8. It's not big. And it's not clever.

Stop Staring (


 9. Rarely used.

Royals only (


 10. And those who sit in the Royal seat.

Electric chair (


11. Got that? 

No eye contact


 12. Stringfellows comes to the Tube.

Lap seating (


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