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SERENDIPITIES: Beware the Orange Corpse

14th May
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While backpacking the highlands of Guinea, in West Africa, I met two girls who took me to a football match.  Spectators packed the stands and overflowed behind net-less goals, except I soon r

While backpacking the highlands of Guinea, in West Africa, I met two girls who took me to a football match.  Spectators packed the stands and overflowed behind net-less goals, except I soon realized few watched the game.  My companions Idiatou and Baile waved at classmates, and half the bleacher called to the other half.  Down below, the sidelines bustled.  Children ran their own games, football free-for-alls with twenty players per team.  Women sold meat kebobs, bananas, and oranges.


Without warning, midway through the first half, the bleachers erupted in screams and the people disappeared, as if vacuumed.  Baffled, I sat transfixed until I heard Idiatou cry, “Descend, Amy.  Descend!!”  I scrambled to the field, where people swarmed like bees protesting a disturbed hive.  Around us flew a glut of bizarre missiles: orange corpses.  Guineans don’t eat their oranges; they drink them.  You shave off the rind in a spiral, remove the top toupee, and squeeze the orange from the bottom up.  When the juice is gone, you have an orange corpse, a deflated sac eaten by goats.  Thanks to strong sales, orange ammunition littered the ground.


The kids had taken over, launching long-range heaves over bleachers and direct shots from execution range.  Baile wailed, walloped by a chest shot.  Herded by midget generals, the crowd fled, laughing as kids raced by for final shots.  I begged Idiatou, “Is this normal?”  She shrugged and replied, “When the kids aren’t happy.”  Meanwhile the game continued, without spectators.

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  • 14th May by Rhoda1

    So what exactly is serendipitous about this?


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  • 14th May by ttbko

    a fair question... doesnt sound like much that was pleasant happened here, does it?


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  • 14th May by Northernmarsh

    Thanks for taking the time to comment. Regarding "Serendipities," that is just a tag that Wanderlust magazine asks you to put in the title if you want your piece considered for publication (http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/article.php?page_id=2976).  It's not intended to be an actual part of my title.  You'll see lots of people have that same tag in their title lines.  Take care!


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  • 15th May by ttbko

    With the greatest of respect, is not "just a tag", as you will see if you look back to the inception of the Serendipities.  The point was identified there.  The fact that custom and practice, since then, has indicated that definitions can be ignored does not make it so.  Check back... you'll see.


    Have a good day


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  • 15th May by Rhoda1

    'Serendipities can cover any kind of travel experience, but typically involve remarkable encounters, strange events or moments of good fortune. With a limit of 250 words, they require you to focus on an experience and really bring it to life for a reader: the key skills of a travel writer.'


    How does being pelted with dead oranges fit with this?  Admittedly it doesn't happen every day - unless you're very unlucky - but ... yawn ...


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  • 15th May by Fintown Trekker


     


    Yeah, yawn indeed, that this has taken over the comments field all morning. There was no serendipity for sure but that I could overlook for the sake of the story. The overall disjointedness got to me but the opening words of the second paragraph stirred feelings of promise and anticipation. But there was no dramatic intervention.  And forgive my ignorance; who the hell are these bleachers?



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  • 15th May by Sergeant_Pluck

    Bleachers are the wooden benches that people watch baseball from, Fin. Those tiered stands you see predominantly at US sports fields.


    I agree viz: yawning - although I started it, all this moaning about what is and what isn't a serendipity is getting on my wick. The point is being well and truly laboured.


    And I don't think its that bad a story.


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  • 15th May by ttbko

    Sorry, you seem to be getting a bit of a battering over this.  One doesn't have to add "Serendipities" into the title of a piece in order to get it published.  Merely uploading it as an Experience will do that for you.  Have a read through some of the most popular ones and you'll see what we mean.   I hope our collective bad day doesnt put you off.  We're actually quite a nice bunch of people really.  Pam


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  • 15th May by ttbko

    Incidentally, having just realised where you're based, can you tell me, how early/late in the year one can drive up to Prudoe Bay without the aid of snow chains or a boat!!!?  Its part of a 6 - 8 month plan to drive the Pan Americana from top to bottom and this will determine at what time of the year we can start. 


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  • 15th May by JayR

    I agree with everything my fellow GoWers have said about Serendipities.  I think its Wanderlust's fault for having such loose criteria. 


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  • 16th May by Northernmarsh

    Thanks again for the feedback everyone.  Your comments have been very interesting/helpful, especially to see how people have interpreted the story as a bad experience.  For me, this moment was very magical, surreal, and positive--a completely unexpected and fun diversion from the expected.  The locals certainly seemed to enjoy it.  I can see I need to do better at conveying this! 


    ttbko:  You can drive to Deadhorse, which is just short of Prudhoe. Your driving season is very dependent on your vehicle and winter driving skill.  For tourists, the main season is June-August, although May and Sept. can be good. There are high passes on the road that can be bad any time of the year.  Commercial truckers can be on the road during any season.


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  • 17th May by Alan Taylor

    Hi Amy - it is Amy isn't it?


    Yes you could write better - so could we all.  I got the surreal and the positive, but perhaps not the magical.  So you've made a good start.  Definitely better than two stars I see as I write.  Please don't let the rest put you off.  I don't know what's got into them.  I go away for a weekend and they seem to turn feral!  Probably frustration at still waiting for an improved website!


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